The Protagonist

The slightly-longer-than-Twitter biography: 22-year-old Korean-America from the SF Bay Area by way of Seoul. BA from the University of Oregon in Eugene in Medieval Studies. Current graduate student at UCLA in Library Science.

The basics:

  • Name: Kara Kathleen Wheeler
  • Age: 22
  • Birthday: 25 May 1989
  • Birthplace: Seoul, (South) Korea
  • Hometown: Pleasant Hill, CA
  • Current residence: Los Angeles, CA

Favorites: 

  • Book: Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
  • Movie: Clerks by Kevin Smith
  • Musical artist: Elliott Smith
  • Food: bacon-wrapped filet mignon
  • Dessert: cheesecake
  • Bottled water: Fiji (square bottle!)
  • Designer brand: Kate Spade
  • Perfume: DKNY Be Delicious
  • Animal: hyena
  • Color: black (also: white, gray, red)
  • Beauty product: Burt’s Bees Replenishing Lip Balm with pomegranate oil

Five things I do really well: 

  1. Ignore drunken undergraduates on Fridays and Saturdays.
  2. Shop sales and clearance.
  3. Alphabetize and organize by color or date.
  4. Write academic papers full of words like “phenomenology.”
  5. Bake delicious cupcakes.

Five things I fail at: 

  1. I cannot walk more than 20 feet in high heels.
  2. I never get a perfect 24 cupcakes out of a batch of cake batter.
  3. I don’t know how to use eyeliner or lipliner.
  4. I bite my nails.
  5. My upper arms need toning.

6 Responses to The Protagonist

  1. I vote Indiana Jones!

  2. Every time I read this, you’ve changed it and it still makes me laugh OUTLOUD. It makes me want to read it out lout to people and then proceed to point at the screen with pride in my voice and say, “I know this chick! Isn’t that amazing?!” :) As always, a pleasure, Kara.

    • karawheeler

      Aw, thanks for the compliment like a week ago! I’ve been so freaking swamped with school and weekend fun, I meant to get around to typing out this response forever ago. I’ve never been “the funny one” in my group, so it means a lot!

  3. I like your sense of humor. It’s very refreshing and honest. Best of luck in school!

  4. hi Kara how are you today i hope to be fine, first of all happy birthday and with all best wishes … you will ask me if i know you ?? actually i don’t but my birthday is 25 may 1989 it means we have the same !!!

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